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The Tragedie of to Pee or Not to Pee: : A Lost Play By Willian Shakespeare
Paperback
Series: The Pink Angel Stage Plays
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 7 2026
Pages: 98
Weight: 0.23
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
A newly unearthed Shakespearean masterpiece... or the greatest Elizabethan toilet tragedy ever told?
The Tragedie of To Pee or Not to Pee is the absurd, poetic, and utterly ridiculous tale of Prince Pisslet, a young royal heir burdened with grief, ghosts, betrayaland a painfully full bladder.
In a world where chamber pots overflow and metaphors are deadly, the kingdom teeters on the brink of madness. Enter plumbers in disguise, mop-wielding prophets, and a queen with secrets deeper than the royal drains.
Written in full Shakespearean verse (with a few suspicious leaks), this lost play is restored and reimagined by acclaimed comedy author Sharon Abbas also known as The Pink Angel.Elid
A perfect gift for theatre lovers, literature haters, philosophy nerds, and anyone who's ever had to hold it in.
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