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My Short Funnies on My Long Feelings - Comedy of Sharon Esther Lampert: 5 Star Reviews!
Hardcover
Fiction AnthologiesGeneral Drama
Publisher: Kadimah Press
Published: Dec 22 2023
Pages: 152
Weight: 1.70
Height: 0.56 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
My Short Funnies on My Long Feelings is Sharon Esther Lampert at her most daring, disarming, and deliciously funny. This comedy collection blends sharp wit with deep emotional intelligence, proving that laughter isn't just entertainment-it's survival. With the timing of a seasoned comic and the soul of a poet, Sharon turns life's most intimate, awkward, and outrageous moments into punchlines that hit home and heal.
From dating disasters and cultural quirks to beauty rituals, bellydancing, shopping bags, and the eternal drama of being a nice Jewish girl, Sharon transforms everyday experiences into comedic gold. Her humor is bold, fearless, and unapologetically personal-because the funniest jokes are the ones rooted in truth.
This book is a celebration of:
- Comedy as therapy
- Honesty as liberation
- Self-expression as empowerment
- Drama, desire, identity, and the absurdity of being human
Sharon's legendary one-liners, outrageous stories, and razor-sharp observations remind us that laughter keeps us sane, grounded, and gloriously alive. Whether she's skewering social expectations, exposing romantic absurdities, or poking fun at herself, she invites you to laugh with her-and at life-without restraint.
✨ Keep them laughing. Keep them sane. And keep turning the pages.
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