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Still Don't Know Your ABCs? Here's the Fucked-Up Version.: The Alphabet No Kid Should Ever See
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ISBN10: 1069892327
ISBN13: 9781069892324
Publisher: Kayla's Snuggle & Sip Books
Published: Nov 24 2025
Pages: 28
Weight: 0.15
Height: 0.07 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781069892324
Publisher: Kayla's Snuggle & Sip Books
Published: Nov 24 2025
Pages: 28
Weight: 0.15
Height: 0.07 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Welcome to the world's most disrespectful alphabet book, a chaotic A to Z guide for grown-ups who've seen too much, heard too much, and absolutely lost all patience with humanity. This isn't your sweet preschool picture book. This is the unfiltered dictionary of every unhinged personality you've met on the bus, at work, in your group chat, or unfortunately... in your dating history. From Asshole to Zombie, each letter serves up a brutally honest roast wrapped in punchy, sarcastic rhymes. You'll meet dramaholics, mess magnets, attention aerobics champions, freaks, fools, and the whole circus of characters who make everyday life a little more... interesting. This book is:
A hilarious gift for your chaotic best friend.
A therapy session disguised as comedy.
A cathartic scream in alphabet form.
And absolutely, 100 percent, not for kids unless you want a call from the school. Perfect for nights when your last nerve has been tap-dancing for hours, or when you need a laugh that hits you like a shot of espresso and a bad decision. Flip through, laugh, cringe, scream, and maybe recognize a few letters you've dated. This is the ABCs, but filthy, feral, and fabulous.
A therapy session disguised as comedy.
A cathartic scream in alphabet form.
And absolutely, 100 percent, not for kids unless you want a call from the school. Perfect for nights when your last nerve has been tap-dancing for hours, or when you need a laugh that hits you like a shot of espresso and a bad decision. Flip through, laugh, cringe, scream, and maybe recognize a few letters you've dated. This is the ABCs, but filthy, feral, and fabulous.
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