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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
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Stupid 911 Calls - The Drunk Edition: funny drunk 911 calls, intoxicated callers, booze emergencies, hilarious dispatch calls, late-night chaos

Stupid 911 Calls - The Drunk Edition: funny drunk 911 calls, intoxicated callers, booze emergencies, hilarious dispatch calls, late-night chaos

Madam, Olivia

Paperback

HumorGeneral Drama

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ISBN13: 9798276956619
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 1 2025
Pages: 90
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.19 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
What really happens on the 911 line after midnight?

In Stupid 911 Calls: The Drunk Edition, you'll dive into the wild, slurred, and utterly unforgettable calls made by people who definitely had one too many.

Inspired by true situations and dramatised for humour, this book reveals the side of emergency dispatch most people never hear-the pizza thefts that never happened, the cats accused of leading ancient coups, the coat racks mistaken for intruders, the philosophical meltdowns, the kitchen disasters, and the heroic battles with couches, pickles, and microwaves.

Through each over-the-top scenario, you'll experience how dispatchers keep their cool while callers lose theirs-turning tiny inconveniences into legendary late-night emergencies.

A hilarious, chaotic, and eye-opening journey through the world of drunk dialling gone wrong, perfect for fans of real-life humour, dispatch stories, and anyone who loves absurd comedy.

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