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The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance
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Series: Owner's and Instruction Manual, Book 1
HumorBaby CareGeneral Parenting
Publisher Price: $19.99
ISBN13: 9781594745973
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: Sep 10 2012
Pages: 256
Weight: 0.79
Height: 1.00 Width: 5.09 Depth: 6.86
Language: English
- Perfect for first-time parents, expecting couples, dads, and baby shower gifting
- Expert insight from a board-certified pediatrician
- Humorous and easy-to-reference diagrams that make stressful parenting moments feel more manageable
Discover a smarter, funnier way to survive the first year of parenting with confidence.
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