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God, I Am Good (Said Pops, Wrongly): A multicultural Hawaiian family comedy where love, chaos, and coconuts collide.
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 29 2025
Pages: 668
Weight: 2.51
Height: 1.34 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
God, I Am Good (Said Pops, Wrongly)
A multicultural Hawaiian family comedy where love, chaos, and coconuts collide.
Harold Pops Finnegan believes he has mastered fatherhood, wisdom, and-most importantly-maintaining control over family vacations. But when your eldest daughter marries the President of the United States (a charming, sandal-wearing American of Fijian heritage) and your youngest daughter accidentally falls in love with a Secret Service agent, control becomes a distant myth.
It all begins on a Hawaiian beach when Pops proudly whispers, God, I am good, after sending his teenage daughter off for an adventure.
The universe immediately corrects him.
So does the President, who just happens to be reading a newspaper in swim trunks behind him.
Before Pops can pretend he planned any of this, he is swept into a hurricane of:
- undercover Secret Service agents who are terrible at pretending to be tourists
- Fijian aunties who conquer the breakfast buffet like a military operation
- a kava ceremony that leaves Pops convinced he's one with the soil
- Jonah's drone nearly triggering a diplomatic incident
- Sophie's accidental rise as America's most eligible bachelorette
- Pops' own face appearing on T-shirts, mugs, and protest banners
- a pork roast explosion no one speaks about anymore
- and one very determined mother-in-law who dismantles Pops' ego with a single eyebrow
Between luaus, leaked speeches, viral mishaps, political headaches, inter-family love stories, and a baby goat that keeps reappearing for unknown reasons, Pops is forced to confront a terrifying truth:
He is not in control.
He never was.
And that might be the best thing that's ever happened to him.
As Sophie's whirlwind romance blooms, as the Tanoa and Finnegan clans merge in spectacularly chaotic fashion, and as misunderstandings, media scandals, and cultural clashes threaten to spin everything out of orbit... the family discovers something deeper beneath the laughter:
Love wins when pride loses.
Legacy matters more than headlines.
And the people who challenge you the most might be the ones who save you.
Warm, cinematic, chaotic, and uproariously heartfelt, God, I Am Good (Said Pops, Wrongly) is a feel-good family comedy about traditions, culture, parenthood, and the beautiful mess of modern love.
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